I’ve had this blog for almost three years, and still haven’t written anything here. Actually, I’ve never created an “About Me” page for any of the blogs I’ve had. When I read them on other sites, they always just sound like some bizarre cross between a job interview and a dating site. On the other hand, who doesn’t like to talk about themselves? So, here goes.
My name is Jessie. I am the Supreme Overlord of the planet Garixnakuv. I was born on Jupiter, reigned briefly as the Queen of Pluto, and reset my political aspirations once Earth scientists deemed it unworthy of planet status. My fashion sense falls somewhere between 80’s Reject and Disco Zombie, I like to garden and cook, and I’m never sure why my son is digging holes in the yard *this* time (although tonight it appears grasshoppers are involved). I read comic books, sci-fi, horror, mystery, fantasy, generic fiction, picture books, and medical journals. I have a BS in Game Design and Development and a Master’s in Business. My other names include She-Ra, Wonder Woman, and The Magical Grapefruit. My position as Overlord affords me a great deal of leisure time, which I fill by day working as the business manager of a psychiatric clinic and by night fighting crime wearing sequined neon spandex and a really cool cape.
I’ll leave it up to you to decide where I’m kidding.